its-ok-to-smile

faensoundslikefun

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

faensoundslikefun

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

deductionswiththedoctor

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

the-winchester-initiative

in america I can drive for four hours in south carolina and still be in south carolina

pearlmarley

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

letmeprosper

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

allaboutthatbasscannon

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

suchaneutralgood

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Hate is too small a world for how much I despise that piss drinking horse fucker

xehyun

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

“slut means the end in swedish”

xehyun

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

mayoraoflove13

The 1st gif in your folder is how you feel right now

The 7th gif in your folder is how you felt this morning

The 30th gif in your folder is how you will feel 10 minutes from now:

The 25th gif in your folder is how you will be 10 days from now:

The 12th gif in your folder is how you will live 10 years from now:

(I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean…)

so accurate.

NONE OF THESE GIFS ARE MINE!!

evansteph

Escapism: the one episode that doesn’t have any dramatic plot or the diamonds in it out of a FOUR WEEK build up to an hour long special/movie

Ya’ll salty jerks: THIS EPISODE SUCKED, STEVEN UNIVERSE HAS BAD PACING, SPEND LESS TIME WITH THE WATERMELON STEVENS

Are you guys ok?

Do you not understand foreshadowing? Or the whole ‘calm before the storm’ idea?

Do you need a cookie cat to calm down?

missusteehee

Steven: Help! We need backup!

Greg: TIME TO WORK THE OLD UNIVERSE CHARM

su-nlt

New Song: Escapism

New Character: Various Watermelon Stevens

• Stevonnie can duel-wield shields and use Stevens bubble
  
• Steven and Connie cant escape the Prison Tower
• Connie brought energy bars to Homeworld
• There is no cell phone reception on Homeworld
• Steven has given up on the homeworld plan
  
• Bismuth is the only gem and the CGs side who isn’t poofed
  
• Steven can fall asleep on command
• This is the second time in two years Steven has been sent to prison
  
• Steven can access Earth through his mind powers, but only through Watermelon Stevens
  
• Mask Island is still standing, but the warp pads are still broken
  
• New varieties of Watermelon fauna have evolved, including birds and sharks
  
• Watermelon Steven society has advanced
  
• The Watermelons had split into two factions: Peace and Violence/ Baby Melon and Warrior Melon Steven
  
• Both were at war with each other, which Steven stopped
  
• Bismuth is still repairing the temple
  
• Greg, Bismuth, and Lion are on their way to save Steven